ask me anything

I have schizoid personality disorder, Asperger's syndrome, social anxiety disorder, and major depressive disorder.

how do you feel about sagin'

>>1
As if some here doesnt.

>>1
You wanna hang out? I can bring pizza.

>>1
Yeah well I am a girl.

>>2
Sage is polite.
>>4
Sure thing.
>>5
Erika?

>>4
Why would you want to hang out with a crazy bitch?
Normal women are crazy as it is

>>1
I dunno why not?

social anxiety disorder
schizoid personality disorder
At the same time? Sure thing.

social anxiety disorder

not a real thing

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>>6
<-- that's cool and all, but check 'em

There's no way you're that fucked up

>>10
Oh, it's real all right.  It's one of those things that you have to have to realize it, apparently.

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I'm not clear on how this relates to programming.  I'm certain this thread will segue into a programming related discussion at any moment.

>>14 is the only good post
everyone else go die

>>9
Yep. If you think you can't have both at once, you need to re-evaluate your knowledge of these disorders.
>>10
I'm sure you're an expert on these matters, right? I'm sure you know more than what you read on Wikipedia and the top results on Google. Of course.

Everyone's an expert on everything on the internet, after all.

>>12
I wouldn't say that I'm really ``fucked up'', but whatever. There are plenty of people with more issues than me, the only difference is that few actually address their issues and receive treatment for them.

Many people have similar issues but don't get evaluated, or only do self-evaluations rather than getting clinical ones, and as a result, many aren't even really aware of their problems. Or maybe the person is aware of their issues, but no one else is.

Evaluations and psychological testing are merely methods of attributing labels to certain sets of symptoms. Labels don't legitimize issues, they merely make it easier for other people to be aware of them and treat them accordingly. It doesn't mean that if someone doesn't get an evaluation that they don't have any problems. Many would rather just go on living pretending like everything's okay.

I am sure there are at least a few people on [spoiler/prog/[/spoiler] with untreated mental illness. You should really seek out help though, you'd be surprised at the amount of resources that are available to you, even if you don't have health insurance... although having insurance can usually make things easier.

So, in conclusion, I would say that, relatively speaking, I am not that ``fucked up''.

>>15
Not much on /prog/ relates to programming anymore. Haxing anii and checking one's ``dubs'' doesn't really have anything to do with programming, does it?

>>16
Everyone dies eventually.

>>17
[spoiler/prog/[/spoiler]
welp, I failed

>>17
I am sure there are at least a few people on /prog/ with untreated mental illness.
y u think this

>>18 failing at BB code deliberatly makes you look like a DICK. The meme will never catch on!

Go back to /b/

>>21
Fuck off, ``fa--aah fuck it, this thread should go kill itself.

>>17
I guess what I was trying to say is that somebody stuck their penis into your ear and had sex with your brain

Okay, so like I'm a 41 yr old virgin that will sometimes wear my sister's black leggings out in public. How come the women will only make a comment if I'm not wearing something, like say shorts, over the leggings?

>>19

[quote]y u think this, autistic nigger[/quote]

ftfy

>>22
self trolled

>>17
At the same time? No, you can't. You can't not give a fuck and give a fuck at the same time. Being socially awkward and being shy are two different things, yes, but social anxiety doesn't imply social awkwardness.

>>27
You happen to be an expert on this subject, right? Hahahaha. Okay.

>>28
we're all experts on /proggles/

bump

>30
..the fuck you bump shit like this?

>>31
Back to the imageboards, please!

>>32
Your suggestion is not OPTIMIZED! Please use the phrase "polecat kebabs" for the benefit of all /prog/ users. Thank you.

>>32-33
fuck you faggot

>>33
/prog/riders

>>35
/prague/riders

>>36
/prog/lodytes.

OP I'm just wondering what the fuck you want us to say. You have come here saying you have all these things wrong with you. Are we suppose to think you're cool or something? If a diabetic came here and said "hay guize look @ me I like fucking insulin and shit to survive" would we be interested? No, actually it's very sad. You have a lot of things wrong with you it's pitiful and these things aren't exactly interesting anyway.

Mostly when people see these threads they just think it's bull shit but even then. What the fuck do you want us to say? If it's true does that make it any more worth my time? For example, if someone posted "I have a clinically measured IQ of 203. Ask me anything" with proof I may be a little intrigued but also simultaneously mad because this person thinks that just being different from the "norm" means anything at all. I have met people like that and it makes me mad because that is just one thing.

So what exactly have you done as a result of your "disorders"?

>>38
Does everything need a purpose?

And I never said I was unique or special or anything of that sort.

38 is  just jelly that he is not such a hipster like u