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/prog/ survey - programming languages

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 9:02

/prog/ survey

List all programming languages that you can code with.

If none, just write HTML.

Note: actually I'm more interested to know if you can program at all, since this board is mostly just shit.

I'll start:
- C
- C++
- Java
- C#
- Python
- Javascript
- PL/SQL
- JavaFX
- Visual Basic :(

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 9:08

Anything. I studied computer science.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 9:38

I can program in Reddit, /b/ and sage++.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 9:56

20 years of professional BBcode here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 10:18

C/C++, Perl, Delphi, Bash, Visual Basic.

I don't think i really need another one. Maybe Lisp, just for fun.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 12:26

>>3,4
What are you doing in /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 12:41

C++/CLI
C#
C++
Java
XHTML
 
in the sequence of whish i uset ore learned about the most

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 12:41

>>2

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 12:50

Haskell, Python, ANSI/ISO C (none of this using the windows handler crap), Java, JavaScript, and VAX Assembler.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 12:51

I don't include SQL because I consider that to be in the same category as HTML.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 12:57

C89
C99
C1x
C++98
C++03
C++11/C++0x
Objective C 1.0
Objective C 2.0
OpenCL 1.0
OpenCL 1.1
DirectCompute 11
HLSL SM 2.0 through 4.0
x86-64 assembly (16-bit, 32-bit, 64-bit, SSE/AES/AVX extensions)
ARM assembly (ARMv5, ARMv6, ARMv7, VPF/NEON extensions)
Python 2.x
Python 3.x
PL/SQL & T-SQL (assorted versions)
R5RS
R6RS
Haskell

I'm also familiar with Java, C#, ASP.NET, PHP, Javascript, a few old languages I first started with but I haven't touched them in years and hopefully never have to touch them ever again.

I don't like web development, it's nothing but half-baked programming technologies written for mediocre developers by mediocre developers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 12:58

>>6
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1308585213/6

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 13:12

>>12
Yeah, according to those so called expert programmers, you are not supposed to have any meaningful conversations either. Just that bb-code crap.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 13:20

bbcode isnt turing komplete you fucking mongoloids. therefore its nota  progr ramming language. or program me a linux in bbcode? I bet you cant do that faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 13:21

linux

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 13:58

>>13
A bunch of redditards waving their meager programming dicks in the air as though they had half a clue what was going on here are not ``meaningful conversations''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 15:10

>>16
fuck you ``faggot"

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 15:35

>>14

actually...
http://lemire.me/blog/archives/2011/03/08/breaking-news-bbcode-is-turing-complete/

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 16:56

it doesn't need to be turing complete to be a programming language, but it does for it to be useful.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 17:04

Turing completeness is overrated. I'll be impressed when you invent a language that computes undecidable problems.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 17:06

>>20
It would be impressive if the language itself isn't turing complete!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 18:02

none

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 18:32

I'm not posting my list as it would reveal too much information regarding my identity.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 18:34

>>23
We already know your identity.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 18:38

The jews are after >>23.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 18:39

>>24
Oh, so you want to track down members of MY text board?
255.255.255.255
If you win, I'll drop dicks on these folks.
If you lose, however, you leave /prog/ forever.
Dox me, you pussy.
Your friends are invited as well, I will be waiting.
>>24, pm me. You know who I am.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 18:39

- C
- C++
- Java
- C#
- Visual Basic

Name: 23 2011-06-22 18:40

The jews are after me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 18:47

>>26
You think this is a fucking game, kid?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 18:49

>>29
Good luck bitch, I'm behind se7en proxies.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 18:54

>>30
Obtaining you're actual IP was no problem. I already hacked every one of you're proxy servers and found the IP it was tunneling to. I already know exactly you are. I know your every fetish. I don't need to prove it to your bitch ass. I control you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 19:01

>>31
CONTROL MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 20:55

>>16
yeah it's another subtle python-plugging thread

/prog/ is dead

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-22 21:07

C/C++/Objective-C
Ruby
Ada (kind of?)

Name: Grandmaster Abelson 2011-06-23 1:26

>>33
Join ussssss

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 1:35

all of them, just give me 2 weeks and something else

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 3:17

yes goyim

tell us everything

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 10:42

Okay, according to this survey, there aren't any Lisp programmers here, which is nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 11:28

>>38
of course. LISP is just a meme

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-23 11:51

>>38
I'm not retarded enough to take it.
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