Success and Aspergers

So are any of you autists succesful at anything? I'd like to do a poll:

aspergers (y/n)
age
monthly income
living situation
country/state
current or past education
life achievements

aspergers (y/n): autism is a hoax
age: 19
monthly income: $100
living situation: Bullying gay emo school kids for their money and cell-phones. Fired from a few menial job, having problems with authorities.
country/state: Caucasus Emirate / Ichkeria
current or past education: Islam, SICP, teachings of Bishop George Berkeley
life achievements: Set Theory denial, hatred towards enemies of Islam

Allahu Akbar!