Quantum Bogosort

I need help implementing quantum bogosort. So far I got the following:

shuffle(list);
if(isntSorted(list))DestroyUniverse();

Particularly I need help implementing the DestroyUniverse() function.

>>5
I'm >>3 and I was clearly using C, floating point numbers and the standard C floating point library in the code I posted. Go choke on a niggers big black cock.