/prog/ - Americunt realizes he is doomed by stupidity

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 10:01

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/11/22/opinion/china-s-super-kids.html?src=pm

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 10:25

It was embarrassing when I posed my own question to him, 10 + 5 - 1 - 4 + 5, and he answered 15 before I could tell if he was right. I want a refund on my college tuition.
I have literally hit my forehead with the palm of my right hand. Yes, learning to add and subtract single-digit numbers very fast is a critical aspect of college education, and if a college fails to impart this vital skill on a student, then the entire thing was pointless.

Your headline is wrong, OP. The americunt in question (and probably you too) most definitely doesn't realize how stupid he is.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 10:51

>2002

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 10:53

>>1
I remember I could do fast multiplication in my head when I was in 3rd grade. My classmates were dazzled. Of course it's just a useless trick. I'm in a university now and I'm more efficient in learning a few hours in the morning than some of my retarded colleagues due in their frequent all-nighters.

Name: >>4 2011-06-12 10:53

I forgot to add that I don't know if studying all day actually makes you better.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 10:58

Learning to compute quickly is useless for humans, as >>2 said.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 11:15

>>6
I don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 11:19

>>7
I LAUGHED SO HARD MY COCK FELL OFF!!!!!! HOW DID U CMOE IP WITH TAHT JOKE xd

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 12:41

>>8
bash.org

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 17:11

sweet i will have an army of robots in NO TIME ! now to kidnap 100 Chinese children and make them work for me until their eyes explode... or they commit suicide like at the apple manufacturing plant...

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 20:16

well well, look what we have here...
www.nytimes.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensationalism

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 20:25

>>2
Totally agree! We, humans, do arithmetic much better than computers! We can check that input data makes sense, unlike their computer that will hapily divide infinity by zero!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_computer
Hate computers, so many honest women lost jobs because these soulless machines!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 20:36

>>12
honest women
The oxymoron thread is here: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1307816730

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 20:45

>>13
DIE YOU SEXIST PIG!!1

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 21:07

>>14
Go back to /ck/, ``bitch''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 21:17

If somebody says to me 8+3-4+5 I can figure out the answer is 13 instantly because I'm adding and subtracting as they speak. But if I read the problem I can't answer instantly because I have to feed it back to myself. That is the reason the intro of this article is now known as a 'fail'.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 21:29

because I'm adding and subtracting as they speak. But if I read the problem I can't answer instantly because I have to feed it back to myself.
yeah that's what all losers say! just admit, these autistic wunderkinds are smarter than you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 21:59

>>16

>13

Oh man, we're fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 22:15

>>16
If somebody says to me 8+3-4+5 I can figure out the answer is 13 instantly because I'm adding and subtracting as they speak.

Uhmmm.... isn't the answer 12?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 23:02

>>19
isn't the answer 12?
Nope.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 23:07

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 23:08

>>21

FUCK THE CHINEASE. ^{FUCK THEM ^{FUCK THEM ^{FUCK THEM ^{FUCK THEM ^{FFF^{UUUU^{CCC^{KKKKT ^{TTT^{HHHH^{EEEE^MMMMM}}}}}}}}}}}

The assbergers is spreading like wildfire

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 23:46

i ht=ate autismos

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 4:04

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Name: VIPPER 2011-06-13 4:19

Next time take your news from somewhere else than news4vip.

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-13 4:20

>>15
*/food/

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 23:49

Is it true, that americans removed the study of multiplication, division and GCD alghorithms from schools, but left rote memorization of multiplication and trigonometry tables? How are you better than chinese robots?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 23:51

>>26
She's a girl, she has nothing to discuss, just post photos of her tits on an imageboard to feel accepted.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 23:51

Also, by accepting the Lisp into schools, it would be long ago possible to automate algebraic symbolic manipulations, instead of doing it by hand.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 0:57

>>27
Yes, it is true. Let's hope that America falls soon.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 1:00

>>27
How are you better than chinese robots?
They aren't. At least I can play Quake on those Chinese kids.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 20:36

lol @ americunt retarts!

Name: VIPPER 2011-06-15 3:26

>>28
Well if that is the case, then i hope the UN-VIP one dies soon.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-15 4:30

>>33
next time make sense. k, hun?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-15 4:47

>>34
He has terminal autism, give the poor lad a break.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-15 5:52

>>35
DRIVE LIKE JEHU ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-15 8:01

>>35
Slugger - are you an idiot? No, that would be an insult to idiots. You have a self-indulgent ghetto mentality. Personally I hate idiots like you! you will die a crime victim, from health issues, and other life and death situations because you think the world revolves you. May you choke on you "autism" PLEASE!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-16 0:58

>>37
self-indulgent ghetto mentality
It's called jewish mentality.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-16 2:11

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