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Problem: Implement the word WITHIN? ( n low high -- t|f ), which returns TRUE if n is greater than or equal to low and less than or equal to high.

Solution:
: within? ( n1 n2 n3 -- t|f)
  rot dup rot <= -rot < and ;

Conclusion: My brain is full of fuck.jpg.

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