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int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
    printf("I AM A SHITCUNT WHO SUCKS AT EVERYTHING.");
}

int main(int argc, char *argv[]){
    printf("JESUS CHRIST I GET SO MUCH PUSSY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.");
}

Any questions

How can the C main function have pussy? And how it could not be funny? I also fail to understand how it can suck EVERYTHING.

Also, you forgot return 0;
Also, you forgot "\n"