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int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
    printf("I AM A SHITCUNT WHO SUCKS AT EVERYTHING.");
}

int main(int argc, char *argv[]){
    printf("JESUS CHRIST I GET SO MUCH PUSSY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.");
}

Any questions

[code]
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

main(
     argc,
     argv
          )
  int    argc;
  char **argv;
     { printf("Jesus Christ, my lord and savior, I must inform you of the gratuitous amount of vagina I have received, it's in such excess that I do not even find it amusing.\n");
       exit(EXIT_SUCCESS); }