Functional Programming Is Wrong

Functional Programming is wrong because it tries to turn programming into a bunch of Jewish declarative mathematical formulas that simply prescribe a solution to a problem.

Programming should be about imperative knowledge, about performing work.

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OOP/FP is a buzzword used to describe some sort of fuzzy ideal. I've never met anyone who's been able to tell me what a "true" object-oriented/functional language would be, or why it would be useful.

OOP/FP is one technique for solving problems. OOP/FP is another. Use what works.