Java

I just realized that I love Java. It is my favorite programming language both server side and on the client. Nothing is impossible and nothing is trivial. Peace, bros.

Java is fun, because you get to feel like you're super productive writing loads of code. Even though it's actually the same boiler plate, masses of super simple shit with the same amount of exception handling crap just to get something simple done. That's probably why it makes managers happy: it makes the role of programmer more like a typer, typing away endlessly which is all they've ever wanted. They understand that. Then programmers are like slightly odd secretaries. Get back to typing, idiot.