Which Language except Sepples and Java

you can make a living from and why?

PHP

Javascript
PHP
SQL
C#
Objective-C
Ruby (with Rails)
Lua

Niggerspeak

What's the definition of "making a living"? Does living exist? How can you prove that you're alive? And how do you know that what you're making is a "living"?

All questions are answered when you attain satori. So Lisp.