HACKER or CODE MONKEY

Are you a HACKER or CODE MONKEY!?

HACKERS use C, Lisp, and Perl.
CODE MONKEYS use C++, Python, and Java.

HACKERS use emacs and vi.
CODE MONKEYS use Notepad++, Eclipse, VS, and XCode.

But BOTH are better than WEB DEVELOPERS, because WEB DEVELOPERS use PHP and Notepad!

>>25
Perhaps your ed is different than the one installed on these boxes, or perhaps your reader emulates a terminal (more likely, most commands that benefit from a terminal in any way simply assume they have one.) I'm not very well versed in ed and I wouldn't have bothered using it except for solving this particular problem, but it doesn't work there either.

>>26
It's an expression.