HACKER or CODE MONKEY

Are you a HACKER or CODE MONKEY!?

HACKERS use C, Lisp, and Perl.
CODE MONKEYS use C++, Python, and Java.

HACKERS use emacs and vi.
CODE MONKEYS use Notepad++, Eclipse, VS, and XCode.

But BOTH are better than WEB DEVELOPERS, because WEB DEVELOPERS use PHP and Notepad!

You're all idiots. The difference between a hacker and a code monkey is the nature of his employment.