Java >>>>> Lisp & Scheme

Java is faster and has better syntax.  Plus, all of the many corporations that use Java can't be wrong.  Stop dissing this amazing language and accept that James Gosling is the greatest thing to ever happen to programming.

At least Lisps have consistent uniform syntax. And that is why these morons hate Lisp - because of Lisp's uniformity and claims of being the only unifying language - the God of all languages.