/prog/ - Haiku thread

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 19:19

Let's poetry, /prog/
Programming is art sometimes
But not with braces.

Name: Continuing >>1-san 2011-05-12 19:23

River of closing parens.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 19:23

I once ate
Two morning cakes
AN ANUS WAS HAXED

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 19:59

smoke weed everyday
just you, me, and the sussman
autism is gay

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-12 21:04

how do i fart the new autism?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 21:37

Cherry blossoms drift
caressing still air in this
the age of terror

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 21:38

a question remains
how do i fart autism
new and old alike

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-12 21:46

how do i fart the new autism?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 22:25

Perl is pretty great
Better then Python at least
lets all masturbate

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 23:51

MORE LIKE
BLAH BLAH BLAHBLH BLAH
BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH
AMIRITE LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZzz!!11oNE!!1ONE1!

Name: Anal Jefferson 2011-05-13 1:02

A Fartist's Delight

by Anal Jefferson

My delight and thy delight
Walking, like two queers white,
Thrusting your anus in the night:

My desire and thy desire
Twining to a tongue of fire,
Trumpeting live, and farting higher:

Thro' the everlasting strife
In the shittery of life.

Love, from whom the world begun,
Hath the secret of the bum.

Love can tell, and love alone,
Whence the million farts were strewn,
Why each fartist knows its own,
How, in spite of woe and morass,
Gay is life, and sweet is fart gas:

This he taught us, this we knew,
Happy in his fartism true,
Hand in hand as we stood
'Neath the phallus of the wood,
Heart to heart as we lay
Fervently ass-fucking all day.

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 3:45

how do i fart the new autism?

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 3:46

how do i fart the new autism?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 4:59

Post on /prog/ er'day I cannot program at all Please hax my anus! U mena haskall The imageboard paladin Time for opiates /prog/ is weeaboo Let us watch some anime Forever alone Back to /jp/, please /prog/ is great at dispatching What a good system The anus poster, Sitting in his dark basement Posts about anuses BBCode is cool! Fibonacci buttsorting Binary dick trees We linux users Argue about text editors Accomplish nothing Do work on github Feel like expert programmer Crushing emptiness. Program for iPhone Develop a farting app! Get rich overnight Neurotypicals Why can we not coexist? We are people too Mining for BitCoins Earn twenty dollars per day Still don't have a job. Life in The Wired Serial Experiment Just too deep for you Just five, seven, five... Who the fuck came up with this? Very limiting The air is nice out. Night time comforts the autist No one is around I really like cats! Animals can't talk at all People are scary. What is a friend like? Should I even have any?? I will never know.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 8:08

Shitting dicknipples
Poop comes from anus, ``faggot''
My apologies.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 8:55

>>15
\o/

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 16:22

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 22:37

Enterprise Java
Public static void main String
System.out.printf

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-14 22:03

bumping a /prog/ thread
autists will likely get mad
sage my anus

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-14 22:31

Mr. Richard Stallman
uses his GNU Emacs
while he masturbates.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 13:11

>>18
the fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 19:58

>>14
You are an artist!

>>18
ENTERPRISE HILARITY

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-15 21:41

JAVA

Haiku thread

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 19:19

2 Name: Continuing >>1-san 2011-05-12 19:23

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 19:23

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 19:59

5 Name: Java Suit 2011-05-12 21:04

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 21:37

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 21:38

8 Name: Java Suit 2011-05-12 21:46

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 22:25

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 23:51

11 Name: Anal Jefferson 2011-05-13 1:02

12 Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 3:45

13 Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 3:46

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 4:59

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 8:08

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 8:55

17 Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 16:22

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 22:37

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-14 22:03

20 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-14 22:31

21 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 13:11

22 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 19:58

23 Name: Java Suit 2011-05-15 21:41

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 19:19

Name: Continuing >>1-san 2011-05-12 19:23

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 19:23

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 19:59

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-12 21:04

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 21:37

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 21:38

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-12 21:46

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 22:25

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 23:51

Name: Anal Jefferson 2011-05-13 1:02

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 3:45

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 3:46

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 4:59

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 8:08

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 8:55

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 16:22

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 22:37

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-14 22:03

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-14 22:31

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 13:11

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-15 19:58

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-15 21:41