[unemployed] job postings [IHBT]

-3+ years with HTML
5+ years experience hand-coding HTML and CSS

The number of times I see this is frankly shocking. It is extremely disappointing to lose all interest in a job because you realize whoever wrote the posting has no idea what programming is. I have also seen requirements for experience listing whatever new framework or API that will supposedly solve everyone's problems--mostly with JQuery, MooTools, CakePHP, etc.-- and an impossible amount of time using said API, meaning I had to have been using the API before it existed.

Master in Computer Science Obviously no degree was required for whoever in this company wrote the job posting.

Proficient with Visual Studio 2005 and higher.
I am proficient with all text editors. I still don't know what this means, and since I'll never ever pay for a Microsoft certification, I may never know.

o C# and/or VB.Net
these two things are interchangeable so easily?

You will leverage your knowledge of JEE-based web architecture and related technologies including Java, J2EE, Spring, AJAX, and GUI Expereince relational database connections.

I have seen Chinese electronics dealer websites with more comprehensible English.

Go ahead, even if you're fortunate and have a job right now, venture into your local craigslist.org/sof/ or other job website do foreigners have job websites? and check out the postings for your development specialty.

>>40

I cried reading this heart-warming story.

>>40
Hi OP,

I hope your company dies in a huge fire.

Love,
a concerned citizen.

>>37
You can reuse Linux-drivers.
That would defeat the whole point of redesigning the system from scratch, and not doing yet another Unix derivative. You'd need to make it Lunix-compatible.

Don't forget, you'll also have to manage file-system resources and LockResource/FreeResource isn't The Right Thing, as it leads to deadlocks.
Care to explain? I haven't done much research on that, I still live in the merry world of theory.
Of course if I was to write all this thing I would've studied the subject more.

There is also a problem with file types, when a user needs to care about file extensions and a mismatch possible. Ideally, evey file should be wrapped with a meta-info, containing type and icon.
That was my idea, along with an Amiga datatype-style system-wise library of data structures and file types. This would reduce the number of implementations of Linked List libraries out there.
Meta-data on files shouldn't be handled by the filesystem?

Basically, for an application programmer there is a little difference between a file on disk and an object in memory, thus manually-loading files into memory could be considered boilerplate.
If disk-access was as fast as memory access, then yes, that's how it should be done.

>>39
http://www.losethos.com/
He tried, now look at him.

>>43
Exactly how is his shit revolutionary in any way?

>>44
The only instance of the word ``revolutionary'' appears in your post, something similiar already exist[1].
Does one have to be a delusional ``revolutionary'' fat unkempt hippie GNU/Communist to have some ideas?

[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burroughs_large_systems

>>42
fired me

pls reading comprehension

3 specialty

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>>45
doing some more of the same doesn't require courage.

>>49
Doing some more of the same requires knowledge. If you're going to do something, do it well, fuck your Worse Is Better shit.