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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 1:08

-3+ years with HTML
5+ years experience hand-coding HTML and CSS

The number of times I see this is frankly shocking. It is extremely disappointing to lose all interest in a job because you realize whoever wrote the posting has no idea what programming is. I have also seen requirements for experience listing whatever new framework or API that will supposedly solve everyone's problems--mostly with JQuery, MooTools, CakePHP, etc.-- and an impossible amount of time using said API, meaning I had to have been using the API before it existed.

Master in Computer Science Obviously no degree was required for whoever in this company wrote the job posting.

Proficient with Visual Studio 2005 and higher.
I am proficient with all text editors. I still don't know what this means, and since I'll never ever pay for a Microsoft certification, I may never know.

o C# and/or VB.Net
these two things are interchangeable so easily?

You will leverage your knowledge of JEE-based web architecture and related technologies including Java, J2EE, Spring, AJAX, and GUI Expereince relational database connections.

I have seen Chinese electronics dealer websites with more comprehensible English.

Go ahead, even if you're fortunate and have a job right now, venture into your local craigslist.org/sof/ or other job website do foreigners have job websites? and check out the postings for your development specialty.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-09 5:51

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Why won't anyone hire me for Lisp?
Ask this question to MicroSoft and Google. It's they, who force you to use particular languages and frameworks. Even better: just fucking revolt, overthrow MicroGoogle dictatorship and create The Free State of Lisp.

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