C is all you'll ever need

Why would you ever use a language which isn't C? All you will ever need is C. Everyone knows it, and it can run on everything. Why use some stupid hipster language like LISP or Haskell? Just accept C is superior.

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Name me three good reasons why you'd want to do that.

Also, just about any C compiler supports inline assemblym, thus proving your statement to be void