LISP sucks

its even older than c++ doesn't even have classes that it fakes with that clos thing its all parentesis and its unreadable python reads like pseudocode and you should use that instead
all the other languages have implemented everythign lisp does and better so theres no real need for lisp anymore
inb4 haskell thats toy shit too

And what, we don't like Python programmers?
Python programmers thrive on carnage, Tiger. They consume, infest, destroy, live off the death and destruction of other species.
You were stung as a child, weren't you?
Imagine a giant cockroach, with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper, is tear-assing around Manhattan Island in a brand-new Edgar suit. That sound like fun?