/prog/ Challenge 9001

The correct title of this article is /prog/ Challenge 9001. It appears incorrectly here because of technical restrictions.

The task:

Print numbers from 1 to 1000 without using any loop or conditional statements. Don't just write the printf() or cout statement 1000 times.

inb4 lipthfags and dead dogs using some obscure functionality of their obscure languages.

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Okay, so all C programs (with implicit call to main, and yes, it is called) are automatically disqualified?

Actually it doesn't matter. Your description combined with the absence of conditionals renders virtually all languages not only non-TC but incapable of producing the result.

Not that that would stop me if I really wanted to do it. I'd just abuse an MMU, or write the program in malbolge.