Ω /prog/ FINAL CHALLENGE Ω

THE CHALLENGE:

Program a spambot that target's /prog/ in the language of your choice and post the source code here. Most effective spammer wins. Remember, this is the final challenge for a reason.

+-This challenge is designed to kill /prog/ for goood-+

THE DEADLINE: Cinco de Mayo 00:00 /prog/ time.

I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come and see!" I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.— Revelation 6:1-2

Good luck!

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Besides, unlike Java, Python can catch more than one exception type in one line, so you don't have to repeat the same error handling code EVERY FUCKING LINE OH MY GOD THIS CODE IS DRIVING _{ME INSANE}