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A Fartist's Delight [PART III]

Name: Robert Seymour Buttz 2011-04-26 13:58

My delight and thy delight
Walking, like two queers white,
Thrusting your anus in the night:

My desire and thy desire
Twining to a tongue of fire,
Trumpeting live, and farting higher:

Thro' the everlasting strife
In the shittery of life.

Love, from whom the world begun,
Hath the secret of the bum.

Love can tell, and love alone,
Whence the million farts were strewn,
Why each fartist knows its own,
How, in spite of woe and morass,
Gay is life, and sweet is fart gas:

This he taught us, this we knew,
Happy in his fartism true,
Hand in hand as we stood
'Neath the phallus of the wood,
Heart to heart as we lay
Fervently ass-fucking all day.

- Robert Seymour Buttz

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 3:52

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 3:54

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 3:55

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 3:57

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 3:58

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 3:59

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:00

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:03

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:05

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:07

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:14

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:22

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:23

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:25

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:29

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:31

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:34

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:35

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:36

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:37

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 4:38

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY
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