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A Fartist's Delight [PART III]

Name: Robert Seymour Buttz 2011-04-26 13:58

My delight and thy delight
Walking, like two queers white,
Thrusting your anus in the night:

My desire and thy desire
Twining to a tongue of fire,
Trumpeting live, and farting higher:

Thro' the everlasting strife
In the shittery of life.

Love, from whom the world begun,
Hath the secret of the bum.

Love can tell, and love alone,
Whence the million farts were strewn,
Why each fartist knows its own,
How, in spite of woe and morass,
Gay is life, and sweet is fart gas:

This he taught us, this we knew,
Happy in his fartism true,
Hand in hand as we stood
'Neath the phallus of the wood,
Heart to heart as we lay
Fervently ass-fucking all day.

- Robert Seymour Buttz

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 12:07

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VICTORY TO THE FARTISTS!
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 12:08

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 12:09

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VICTORY TO THE FARTISTS!
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 12:10

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 12:11

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VICTORY TO THE FARTISTS!
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 12:12

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 12:14

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VICTORY TO THE FARTISTS!
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 12:15

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 12:16

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VICTORY TO THE FARTISTS!
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 12:17

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                 ,         
         __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS  
        /||'._ __{}_(    THE AUTISTS THAT OPERATE /prog/    
        ||||  |'--.__\    CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
        |  L.(   ^_\^                                                    
        \ .-' |   _ |                                                    
        | |   )\___/                                                     
        |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES  
    gjs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-27 12:18

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VICTORY TO THE FARTISTS!
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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-06 10:48

Time to bump this.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 8:22

gotta bump this, chief

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 8:37

>>173
Hey, that's my autism creed!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 11:42

Not /prog/ related.
Back to the image boards, please.

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-06-14 14:49

>>175
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 17:08

>>176
Not /prog/ related.
Back to the image boards, please.

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-06-14 18:10

>>177
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 18:13

>>178
Fuck off related, please.
Not the image boards to /prog/, ``faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 18:28

>>178,179

Not /prog/ related.
Back to the image boards, please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 18:31

>>178
Fuck off back where you belong ``faggot''.

Name: FARTISM 2011-07-28 7:30

FARTISM

Name: Java Suit 2011-07-28 17:26

How do I farted the new autism?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-29 4:16

>>183
I love seeing default values of parameters I wrote into my spammer being reposted months later. Makes me feel, successful.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-29 4:30

>>184
It's been months? Geez, I must be getting old :/

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-29 4:49

>>185
Depends, how old are you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-29 5:08

>>184
Morons act like morons.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-29 15:23

<-- check my hubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 11:09

Great thread.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 18:43

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 19:50

>>190
fuck off fagshitting cumguzzler cockface

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 20:02

>>191
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Name: Anonymous 2012-09-25 0:38

Why do fartists like farting? Is it the sound? The smell? The feel? Do they prefer it when they fart or when others fart?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-25 0:45

>>193

all of that :P

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