Black people

Haskell or Scheme? For practical use, for learning functional programming, etc. And any guides on how the fuck to use Emacs?

>>4
C#, btw. In case you are too stupid to sense the burn

>>6
Um, you're retarded. People write in C# on Visual Studio. You're a stupid troll. Shut the fuck up

>>8
Oh you're right. Having closures, blocks, continuations, pattern matching, anonymous functions, and parametric polymorphism, along with extension methods (*coughtypeclassescough*) make a language relatively functional. But hey. Its not like C# has any of those

>>10
Have you ever used any of that? If you even try to use it, the code becomes more ugly than your moms shitty ass and more obfuscated that top winners from Obfuscated C competition.

Functional techniques in C# are dysfunctional.