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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 11:27

Pfft, stop pretending you don't need C/C++ to run your toy language,
since it was written in C/C++.

Name: Autistic Duck 2011-04-18 15:48

C memory interface is simple, intuitive and efficient.
No one would write their malloc or mmap,since there is nothing to optimize.
C is also extremely portable, since its abstract and simple.
I like to debug C code, late at night, with the moonlight falling behind that bookcase, and flickering shadows cast on the wall.
After a good debugging session its time to feed, so i open the window and fly over the city,
Scanning the streets, to search for sound of LITHP users.
They cry tears filled with parens and the red ambrosia that flows from their veins tastes just like spaghetti code.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 15:54

>>41
Cute. Lisp is a fine language and I've almost never heard of people needing to even debug their code. No need to be a troll. 0/10

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 16:56

Java beats them all, because it works on all platforms.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 1:15

>>39
What gets stored where in the following c program...

int main(void){
5 + 20;
return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 1:19

And what gets stored where in this one...

int main(void) {
  register i = 5;
  return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 1:21

Or if you have a facist compiler,  what gets stored where in this one...

int main(void) {
  register int i = 5;
  return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 1:35

Being static, type systems are necessarily also conservative: they can categorically prove the absence of some bad program behaviors, but they cannot prove their presence, and hence they must also sometimes reject programs that actually behave well at run time. For example, a program like
if <complex test> then 5 else <type error>

will be rejected as ill-typed, even if it happens that the <complex test> will always evaluate to true, because a static analysis cannot determine that this is the case.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 6:46

>>47
That's kind of a stupid example, why would you want a program with dead code?
A better example would probably use advanced polymorphism.

Name: nambla_dot_org_rules_you 2011-04-20 11:17

>>48
C++ has polymorphism. C doesn't. Learn the difference you fat autistic jew.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 14:27

just use python, it's simple and fast

the psf is a little under-funded nowadays... they could use your help!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 14:32

>>50
I'll use python when I want to write quick and dirty scripts, otherwise, fuck you!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 14:33

Not enough vikings in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 14:42

>>50,51
Hows Guido's cock feel buried deep in your ass?
Perl >> FIOC

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 14:55

>>53
Isn't Perl a joke language?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 14:58

>>54
Would you consider the following perl code a joke?

http://www.jwz.org/hacks/fbcomments.pl

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 15:03

>>55
yes

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 15:13

>>56
Now you have TWO PROBLEMS

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 15:53

>>53
fuck you lithpfag

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