People who can't handle Haskell

Get out of /prog/. Seriously.

Give up. Fewer people like you, trying to get their own thing off the ground, means less obstacles for me and heads I have to step on. I go out every day and crush it, even on days when I don't feel like doing anything, or when I get to a tedious part in my projects. I still go and bust my fuckin ass.

Why? Because I want it. I want success BADLY, and I'll work my ass off until I get there. I've tried several ventures, few have stuck with mild success until my current one. 9 years now I've been going at it, and I still fucking want it. I'm still FUCKIN HUNGRY.

So yeah, stay out of /prog/. This is territory best ruled by people like myself. If you can't taste it in your mouth every morning when you wake up.... if you can tolerate having a day job and being someone elses slave... if you can entertain the idea of giving up... then this isn't your gig. Go ahead and quit now.

I'll send a postcard from the top.

>>40
Get out.

I like the way haskell deals with exceptions the most.

FART

>>41
FARTIST DETECTED

If Haskell isn't for autistics, why is the most popular interpreter for it called HUGS? Are we to believe that there are non-autistics who need a hugbox???????????

>he still uses HUGS

Have fun with your records syntax. Cocksucking fucker.

Haskell is attempt to make math concepts work where more abstract and less restricted procedures work,
Haskell steals the freedom to tinker and replaces it with boring set theory constructs.

Cool story bro

>>46
I'm still trying to use YHC for dotnet exe.
IHBT

>>1
Nine years and no success?
Pathetic.

>>1
Link people to useful resources instead of being a cum bitch. Haskell can be used in real life besides from it being a mathematically powerful language.

http://learnyouahaskell.com/chapters
http://book.realworldhaskell.org/read/

There's no such thing as ``the one and only language''. Haskell is good, Lisp is awesome, C is good, many languages are good. A truly proficient programmer tries to master multiple approaches to solve his problems. Being an emo bitch with illusory superiority is not going to help your language's community in any way.

All language suck. Computer suck. Programmers are huge autistic faggots who can't do shit. Enjoy reality.