Programming Shucksters

If you don't regularly program in either C or C++, you don't know shit about programming. Now, it might be true that that you do in fact program regularly in C or C++ AND still don't know shit about programming, but it's never the case that someone who rarely programs in C/C++ knows shit about programming, therefore the original statement still holds true.

>>7
So, you're implying that not only C and C++ are Turing-complete, but that Brainfuck interpreters for computers are Turing-complete? You're saying that your computer is Turing-complete?
Where did you buy the infinite-sized storage, and a processor that can address it all?