Programming Shucksters

If you don't regularly program in either C or C++, you don't know shit about programming. Now, it might be true that that you do in fact program regularly in C or C++ AND still don't know shit about programming, but it's never the case that someone who rarely programs in C/C++ knows shit about programming, therefore the original statement still holds true.

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My computer of course is not Turing complete.
Then your implementation of C and C++ are not Turing-complete.
you obviously don't know fuck about file I/O, bank switching, virtual memory, NUMA etc. which are all valid Turing machine memory abstractions.
Then your computer and implementation of C and C++ are Turing-complete.

Which statement is correct here?