To the Data Integration Thought Entity, the third planet in this solar system -this planet- held no special value. However, the current inhabitants of earth, as it is known by your kind, developed a cognitive ability that could be considered intelligence. Consequently, the significance of the planet increased. There was the possibility that your kind might provide an answer in overcoming the inert evolution the Entity is experiencing. Throughout the universe, it is common for organic life forms to develop a consciousness; human beings from Earth were the only creatures whose consciousness evolved into intellect. The Entity carefully, yet thoroughly continued its observations. Three years ago, they noticed an abnormal flare-up of data on the surface of the planet. This explosion of information started from one area of a bow-shaped island, then quickly enveloped the entire planet and surged further outward into space. In the center of all this was MY ANUS. I farted massive amounts of data!!