Show us your anus programs!


#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

struct anus {
    bool haxed;
   
    anus() : haxed(0) {}
    bool been_haxed();
};

void hax( anus );

int main() {
    anus my;
    hax(my); // HAX MY ANUS
}

||| In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall.

>>41
A mere 3 years later, LISP appeared. Coincidence? You be the judge!

>>42
Most notably, two years later, FORTRAN appeared, and ALGOL after it. Coincidence? I think not!

>>42
I lol'd.