Anti-C++ Hipsters

People who hate C++ are only doing so because it's hip and cool to hate on something that seems too complex at first glance. You want to be seen as cool and edgy, as someone who goes against the grain, when in reality you're just another annoying undergraduate that will probably have a hard time finding a job in the field.

C++ is not perfect, but no language is. Get over it.

C++ is a pile of shit. Superior alternatives are C99, Objective C, or just fucking C. The subset of C++ that is useful is very small.

I know lots of guys who like C++. I know only a couple who really understand it and understand other languages and STILL like it. And it's only because they have an unhealthy obsession with performance.