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Anti-C++ Hipsters

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 0:26

People who hate C++ are only doing so because it's hip and cool to hate on something that seems too complex at first glance. You want to be seen as cool and edgy, as someone who goes against the grain, when in reality you're just another annoying undergraduate that will probably have a hard time finding a job in the field.

C++ is not perfect, but no language is. Get over it.

Name: Anti-Java Hipsters 2011-04-02 0:41

People who hate Java are only doing so because it's hip and cool to hate on something that seems too verbose at first glance. You want to be seen as cool and edgy, as someone who goes against the grain, when in reality you're just another annoying undergraduate that will probably have a hard time finding a job in the field.

Java is not perfect, but no language is. Get over it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 1:28

People who hate Python are only doing so because it's hip and cool to hate on something that seems too verbose at first glance. You want to be seen as cool and edgy, as someone who goes against the grain, when in reality you're just another annoying undergraduate that will probably have a hard time finding a job in the field.

Python is not perfect, but no language is. Get over it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 1:38

>>3
>python is not perfect

ummm....

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 1:41

>>3
You were rather lazy in augmenting your transcription. You should spend more time studying your lispcraft. Minus ten /prog/-points for House Pythonpuff.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 1:41

People who hate Scheme are only doing so because it's hip and cool to hate on something that seems too verbose at first glance. You want to be seen as cool and edgy, as someone who goes against the grain, when in reality you're just another annoying undergraduate that will probably have a hard time finding a job in the field.

Scheme is not perfHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 2:17

>>6
I think he just went crazy to having to spare himself the humiliating truth.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 2:28

>>4-5
Learn to sage.

>>3
No originality.

>>6
Close, but no cigar.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 2:58

PEOPLE WHO HATE COBOL ARE ONLY DOING SO BECAUSE IT'S HIP AND COOL TO HATE ON SOMETHING THAT SEEMS TOO VERBOSE AT FIRST GLANCE. YOU WANT TO BE SEEN AS COOL AND EDGY, AS SOMEONE WHO GOES AGAINST THE GRAIN, WHEN IN REALITY YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER ANNOYING UNDERGRADUATE THAT WILL PROBABLY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING A JOB IN THE FIELD.

COBOL IS NOT PERFECT, BUT NO LANGUAGE IS. GET OVER IT.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 7:50

PEOPLE WHO HATE F77 ARE ONLY DOING SO BECAUSE IT'S HIP AND COOL TO HATE ON THINGS THAT ARE ALL UPPER CASE AT FIRST GLANCE. YOU WANT TO BE SEEN AS COOL AND EDGY, AS SOMEONE WHO GOES AGAINST THE GRAIN, WHEN IN REALITY YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER ANNOYING UNDERGRADUATE THAT WILL PROBABLY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING A JOB IN THE FIELD.

F77 IS NOT PERFECT, BUT NO LANGUAGE IS. GET OVER IT.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 7:54

C++ seems too complex at first, second, third and all subsequent glances.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 7:57

>>10
ONE WORD: THE FORCED INDENTATION OF COMMENTS. THREAD OVER, I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 8:42

One word
 The forced
  Indentation of
   Comments.
 Thread over.
I Guess.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 9:42

>>11
I chuckled. Also, nice dubz.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 10:44

>>13
You have to indent deeper.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 13:01

>>15
C ONE WORD
C THE FORCED
C FORMATTATION
C OF CODE.
C THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 13:49

I hate C/C++, because it's statically typed and derives from jewish Set Theory.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 13:51

I hate C/C++, because they are not Turing-complete and inferior to Turing-complete languages.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 13:51

>>1
you're just another annoying undergraduate that will probably have a hard time finding a job in the field.
I don't even have a school education. Where is your "Infinity" now, jew?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 13:55

>>1
have a hard time finding a job in the field...
of C/C++ programming. But I'll also get a hard time finding a job in fields of theology and gay sex. Why should I want such a cocksuckin job anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 17:08

PEOPLE WHO HATE BINARY ARE ONLY DOING SO BECAUSE IT'S HIP AND COOL TO HATE ON THINGS THAT ARE ALL ZEROS AND ONES AT FIRST GLANCE. YOU WANT TO BE SEEN AS COOL AND EDGY, AS SOMEONE WHO GOES AGAINST THE DUALISM, WHEN IN REALITY YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER ANNOYING UNDERGRADUATE THAT WILL PROBABLY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING A JOB IN THE CIRCUIT.

BINARY IS NOT PERFECT, BUT NO LANGUAGE IS. GET OVER IT.

Name: sage 2011-04-02 17:14

>>21
lol :)

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 18:01

>>22
Go back to msn.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 19:31

>>23
Alt-Tabbed, replied to my numerous friends, and back I am here to tell you this: [spoiler]Go fuck an autistic nigger.[spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 19:34

>>21

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 19:46

>>25
specify encoding

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 19:51

>>25
2915047961458944739955272361?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 20:06

>>26,27

The encoding is bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-03 2:06

>>28
fuck you ``faggot"

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-03 7:15

>>29

Why? The encoding is bullshit, I should know because I wrote it.

Or well, technically the encoding is ASCII considering it's just a bunch of ASCII characters.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-03 12:46

>>30
Hello, Paul.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-05 12:29

People who hate Python are only doing so because it's hip and cool to hate on something that seems too complex at first glance. You want to be seen as cool and edgy, as someone who goes against the grain, when in reality you're just another annoying undergraduate that will probably have a hard time finding a job in the field.

Python is not perfect, but no language is. Get over it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-01 9:07

<-- just got myself some nice dubz, suckers

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-01 9:24

People who hate [o][b][sup]B[/sub][sub]B[\sub][/o]Code[b/] are only doing so because it's hip and cool to hate on something that seems too complex at first glance. You want to be seen as cool and edgy, as someone who goes against the grain, when in reality you're just another annoying undergraduate that will probably have a hard time finding a job in the field.

[o][b][sup]B[/sub][sub]B[\sub][/o]Code[b/] is not perfect, but no language is. Get over it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-01 9:30

People who hate cement are only doing so because it's hip and cool to hate on something that seems too complex at first glance. You want to be seen as cool and edgy, as someone who goes against the grain, when in reality you're just another brick in the wall.

Cement is not perfect, but no mortar is. Get over it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-01 11:00

>>1
I would take your commentary more seriously if I had ever met someone who liked C++, thoroughly understood C++, and thoroughly understood several other languages.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-01 13:00

C++ is a pile of shit. Superior alternatives are C99, Objective C, or just fucking C. The subset of C++ that is useful is very small.

I know lots of guys who like C++. I know only a couple who really understand it and understand other languages and STILL like it. And it's only because they have an unhealthy obsession with performance.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-01 13:08

People who hate Lisp are only doing so because it's hip and cool to hate on something that seems too complex at first glance. You want to be seen as cool and edgy, as someone who goes against the grain, when in reality you're just another annoying undergraduate that will probably have an easy time finding a job in the field.

Lisp is not perfect, but no language is. Get over it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-01 13:10

>>38
no, it's really because it sucks

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-01 13:52

you guys are forgetting that
no C++= no vidja

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