Is /prog/ dead or not?

I can't make heads or tails with this thing. There are a lot of votes for /prog/ is dead but many are saying long live /prog/!.

What brought this on anyway?

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class Haxxable a where
  hax :: a -> b

class (Haxxable a) => Anus a where
  anus :: (Anusoid b) => b -> a