Nihonese Earwax

As all of you of course know, unlike we gaijin asian people have dry, grey and flaky earwax. I tried to use flour and chalk powder on my gaijin ears, to dry and discolor the earwax, but then instead of exquisite flakes my it comes in disgusting formless pellets.

Does anybody have any ideas?

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Your OCD is a defect, making you the below-spec human in this discussion. Please never breed; the rest of us will be grateful.