Nihonese Earwax

As all of you of course know, unlike we gaijin asian people have dry, grey and flaky earwax. I tried to use flour and chalk powder on my gaijin ears, to dry and discolor the earwax, but then instead of exquisite flakes my it comes in disgusting formless pellets.

Does anybody have any ideas?

Does anybody have any ideas?

I've and idea! How about you take your non-/prog/ related weeaboo bullshit and go the fuck back to where you came from.
It's a good idea and I like it, you should too.