ITT

We explain why we are better than everyone else:
I'm better than all of you because I don't think I'm better than all you. Also, I'm not an arrogant, judgemental asshole, which I know for sure that all of you are.

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I'm mildly autistic and that makes me better than you, as I have better attention to details, better memory, and generally improved attention span (both temporal and regarding the number of objects I can consider simultaneously).

Nice to see that we are actually in agreement though! (unless you just don't claim that you are better than anyone)