Birthday

I have made a birthday cake program for a friend today, /prog/.

Now I am depressed to see my AUTISM level increasing tenfold with such thing.

He listens to Happy Birthday To You in the PC speaker, then he presses a key to blow the candle. Should he blow a cock instead?


if(age >= 4) {
    op = "faggot";
    quickexit();
    }
else if (age <= 3) {
    op = "god";
    blowload();
    }