java.lang.NullPointerException
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 13:19
Dear Java developers,
Java does not have pointers. It has references. Why the fuck did you name NullPointerException that way?
Sincerely,
A concerned citizen
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 13:30
References are pointers, silly.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 13:44
Because Gosling is an evil jewish bastard, who was ordered by ZOG to create evil JAVA and make you a slave.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 13:50
OP is an ass
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 13:53
*saddles ass*
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 13:53
ぬれぽ just didn't have the same ring to it.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 14:08
JAVA: [J]ewish k[A]bbalistic [V]ehicle for goyim ensl[A]vement
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 14:09
>>7
Couldn't you just have said "Jerk Ass Vagina Ass" and been a little more honest about your IQ?
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 14:14
>>8
Couldn't you just have said "I'm a slave" and been a little more honest about your employment?
Name:
Anonyous
2011-03-14 14:35
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 14:41
>>9
Couldn't you just have said
YHBT and been a little more honest about
>>8's status?
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 16:04
>>11
Couldn't you just have said "youthful heart, big tits" and been a little more honest about what that initialism means?
Seriously. I don't know what's wrong with YOUNGSTERS these DAYS.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 16:23
>>1
Because references can never be NULL.
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-14 16:40
>>13
That's the fucking point, it's a
garbage collected language, and GC is
mandatory.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-22 21:49
One of the problems with early versions of Java was that the GC kept trying to collect the JVM's source.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-03-22 22:10
>>15
All the times they rewrote it, it got worse.
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