College Students

Why are they all so bad at programming?
This is my second semester at Uni and I am seriously helping seniors complete their idiotic Java programming assignments. It took me three fucking hours to explain one guy the difference between a compiler and an interpreter.

I thought Universities would be filled with programming geniuses, what the hell?

>>69
Computer scientists are not the same as programmers
Yeah! Lowly creatures are far inferior to us, hackers, and must express their thoughts, using natural language and pseudoscientific math formulae, instead of glorious LISP. CS people can't create video games, only writing crappy design documents, nobody cares about.