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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 4:46

Why are they all so bad at programming?
This is my second semester at Uni and I am seriously helping seniors complete their idiotic Java programming assignments. It took me three fucking hours to explain one guy the difference between a compiler and an interpreter.

I thought Universities would be filled with programming geniuses, what the hell?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 4:52

This place: I have been there.

The answer you seek is simple. They're not programmers. They're SPODs that happened to major in computing. The reality is that by enabling them, instead of letting them fail into an English degree, you're just hurting society.

So fucking stop it already.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 4:56

>>2
I would, but they pay me good money and I need to make rent.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 4:57

>>3
You are no better than ${EVIL_BANK}.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 6:28

That's cool, we were taught about that difference in the first semester of the first year.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 7:12

>>2
I have been there.
I totally saw what you did there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 8:37

If you needed three hours to explain the difference between a compiler and an interpreter then you are an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 9:15

Myth #7: A Ph.D. means something.
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Reality: The only thing a Ph.D. means is that you're a moron, and you're willing to put up with the bullshit it takes to slog your way through a Ph.D. program somewhere. Empirically, having a Ph.D. is negatively correlated with business success.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 9:17

>>5
Calculus is a pseudo-science, because you can't show us "infinity set" IRL.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 9:24

>>9
Science is a pseudoscience

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 9:27

>>10
But I can see bacteria with microscope!!1 So microbiology must be a real science.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 9:29

But I say to you that for every idle word men may speak, they will give account of it in the day of judgment. For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned. (Matthew 12:36-37)

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 9:40

>>11
No, what you call "bacteria" is actually a very specific form of optical illusion caused by so-called "microscopes" or "witchglasses".

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 10:37

>>13
But I feed excess of these bacterias to my dog, called Haskell, and it died shortly after. How can an "illusion" kill a dog?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 10:48

>>14
U MENA HASKAL!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 10:57

>>14-15
I know you know I know this, but holy shit, you're retarded as fuck!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 11:09

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 11:11

thx >>17,18 i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 11:17

>>19
back to /vip/ plz

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 11:31

>>1
A perfect programmer is a cheap and easily replaceable code-monkey which does exactly what it's told to do by some smart people. Those students just don't feel like making their hands dirty with actual programming - they know they don't need it to become rich and successful. A few years later you'll see them taking serious positions in management and dictating their will to a cheap labour scum aka programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 11:31

BIG ASS TEXT

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 13:41

>>21
>A perfect programmer is a cheap and easily replaceable code-monkey which does exactly what it's told to do by some smart people.
This is why jewish managers hate Lisp so much.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 15:25

>>23
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 18:47

>>24
Relephant xkcd strip: http://xkcd.com/231/

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 19:11

xkcd
I knew my /prog/ filter was missing something

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 19:41

FILTER MY ANU5

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 19:45

>>27
I wish I could.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 22:23

>>7
Perhaps you've never taught an idiot before.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 22:35

>>29
You know what they say: It takes one to know one.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 23:21

>>29,30
samefag

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 23:48

>>30
You'd be surprised at the kind of people you meet after posting up ``Programming Tutor'' fliers around a state college.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-14 23:52

>>21
'Smart' and 'Successful' are two different things. Brilliant scientists and engineers are nothing more than pawns to executives.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 0:09

>>33
Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 15:48

>>8
If you think Business is the be-all end-all, then you are also the moron.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 22:03

Just do what you love, that's whats important.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 22:49

BIG ASS TEXT

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-15 23:56

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-16 0:53

I am finishing my second year in community college and all ready to transfer to a university.
I have aced all my CS courses.
The only thing I know about compilers and interpreters is that they're probably very important things because those words come up a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-16 3:47

You still should be happy, because in russia, for example, CS courses aren't related to computers at all, you find there only set theory, calculus, physics and other useless infinity crap.

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