Prog collabrative challange

Prog collaborative challange: make hax function for hashing.
Take code, modify it, post it.

Usage of elliptecal curves, primes, sboxes are all allowed. Changning languages is allowed.
Inventing new languages is allowed.

I start with simple

uint32_t hax(uint8_t* anus, size_t anus_depth)
{
     unsigned dildo;
     uint32_t vipper = 0x9011;
     for(dildo=0;dildo<anus_depth;++dildo){
       vipper ^= (vipper<< 8) | anus[dildo];
     }
     return vipper;    
}

>>26

This is message from the SUSSIX dev team (Me):
Fatal bug in this version of hash section .fin, computed result not used, add line mov eax, [hash] at start of section .fin

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<       mov     eax, [hash]