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Girls and Programming

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 8:20

For guys: How many times have you had sex with female programmers vs non-programmers?

For gals: How many male programmers have you fucked vs non-programmers?

For gays: Do you prefer LISP?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 8:23

guy 0/4

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 8:24

gal 0/4

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 8:24

gay yes, obviously

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 8:29

>>2-4 looks like we have a

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 8:31

>>5
wat?
also: guy 0/0

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 8:32

>>1-4,6
SPAWHBTC

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 8:41

>>7
Nice try, but I was >>4-5

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 9:06

You can only choose sex or programming. If you chose sex, you don't belong here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 9:14

>>9
I choose sex and programming. Problem?

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-08 9:14

I chose the power of autism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 9:22

>>10
The problem is that you have chosen sex. Therefore, you cannot choose programming.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 9:39

>>10
Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-08 9:46

In order to conserve space on the internet i will copy links to kopipe instead of copying content directly.

http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Kopipe:Sex#I_lost_my_Virginity_to_a_Goat

Name: >>10 2011-03-08 9:53

>>13
I know this is pasta, but I'll have to interject here that Keine is, in fact, not a werecow, but a werehakutaku. Knowing the difference could save your life.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 10:08

Look at it this way.

A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 10:35

guy 0/1

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 12:55

I find other programmers too annoying to even consider trying to sex them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 13:03

>>18
This.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 13:20

sexp >>20
nil

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 14:12

guy 0/0

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 14:13

I have yet to meet a woman programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 14:15

Almost all the girl programmers I've met at the university are stupid. Just today some girl did a 150 line assignment in about 1200 and it didn't even work properly. They should just stick to making babies.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 14:29

>>23
Almost all the girl programmers I've met at the university are stupid. Just today some girlstudent did a 150 line assignment in about 1200 and it didn't even work properly. They should just stick to making babieshuman sciences.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 14:33

>>24
The overcomplication of simple thing seems to be an exclusively female trait.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 14:37

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 15:04

>>25
A male coder can write a 200 line program that doesn't work and a female can write a 1200 line program that doesn't work. The end result is the same: it doesn't work.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 15:10

>>27
A smart coder wouldn't write the program at all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 17:04

>>27
Nothing does really work. Ever.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 19:46

Male. 0/0

foreveralone.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 21:19

I go to Wesley College so all the programming students I know are female.

gal 0/0

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 22:50

Gay, I prefer JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 23:15

Guy 0/.5

I fingered a girl back in high school.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 0:04

>>33

@_@ *preventing myself from crying*

At least you touched a girl before...

Bawwwwwwwww ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 0:31

guy 0/2

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 2:01

Gay, LISP definitely isn't my favorite.
Also guy, 0.5/0
He was almost a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 2:34

guy 0/1

Sometimes I use my special interface to modify her source code...

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 2:40

Guy 1/1

I taught one of my exs to program. That counts right? She's a /prog/rider.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 2:50

>>38
And she's fat, ugly, and/or insane. Am I right?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 2:55

>>39
Asian. a little neurotic... and i hope she doesnt read this

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