Post Code

One recurring complaint is that nobody talks about code on /prog/. So everyone write go and write some code, any code, that does something, anything, and post it. A small explanation wouldn't go amiss either.


/*C Program to Propose a girl*/
#include<girls.h>
#include<propose.h>
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf(“100%”,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute)
line++;

while( !reply )
{
printf(“I Love U”);
scanf(“100%”,&reply);
}
if(reply == “ABUSES”)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == “SHOES “)
exit(1);
else if(reply == “I Love U”)
{lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:{
watch++;
if(intermission){
coke++;
Popecorn++;}
}if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:{
for(time=6.30;time<= 8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}free(lover);
return(home);
}