/proggles/

Dear /^proggles_~/,

Remember that thread from a few weeks ago, when I proclaimed /praque/ to be dead?

Well, you had a chance to stop the insanity - but you didn't.

And now you actually became worse than /g/ and /v/ together.

Please have a nice day and enjoy your

   1. epic singles
   2. epic dubz
   3. opiates
   4. ^polecat _kebabs
   5. vroom vroom!!!

Now /prog/ is not only dead but became a retarded, aids-riddled furry zombie

Greetings, fellow /prog/rammers and gentlemen from the other boards.

I say /prog/ isn't dead or anything. It's just a 4chan board. 4chan boards are bound to be plagued with faggotry every now and then. The faggotry eventually goes away on its own, eventually to have another faggotry wave when the 14-year-olds rediscover it, that is.

I say just let it go. That means:

1. Stop making meta-threads. Stop creating threads telling /prog/ that it's dead, alive, have AIDS or whatever. Just suck it up.
2. Real /prog/rammers, I conjure you to ignore the 14-year-olds altogether. For starters, this means do not respond to threads like this altogether. And do not respond to off-topic posts in normal threads.
3. 14-year-olds, what you're doing is futile. You're just wasting your life posting anonymous messages nowhere. If you like the other boards better, why don't you go back there and enjoy them? 4chan has many topics, not just programming. I won't name the other boards I visit lest I get fests of faggot and shit; since the average maturity level among the 14-year-olds is that of a 14-year-old.

TL;DR SUCK IT UP AND MOVE ON. NOTHING IS DEAD, AND NOTHING WILL EVER BE DEAD. THIS IS 4CHAN. LIVE WITH IT.