/proggles/

Dear /^proggles_~/,

Remember that thread from a few weeks ago, when I proclaimed /praque/ to be dead?

Well, you had a chance to stop the insanity - but you didn't.

And now you actually became worse than /g/ and /v/ together.

Please have a nice day and enjoy your

   1. epic singles
   2. epic dubz
   3. opiates
   4. ^polecat _kebabs
   5. vroom vroom!!!

Now /prog/ is not only dead but became a retarded, aids-riddled furry zombie

>>11
What have YOU done to save /prog/?

Get something done, before you loudmouth like a faggot.

But maybe it would be wise to consider these options:

   1. stop spamming threads with SICP
   2. stop spamming threads with SICP
   3. if rule #1 didn't work, try rule #2
   4. once rule #1 + #2 are successfully applied, try to post ontopic threads
   5. scheme and lisp are fine, but don't start a retarded holy war just because some prefer C++ (or any other language for that matter)
   6. Yes, Haskell and Java are also languages although shitty ones
   7. We really don't need yet another fibonacci algorithm. The five billion we already have will be just fine
   8. stop telling people to go back to someplace else. Don't forget that /prog/ is still on 4chan, you stupid faggots
   9. /g/ is about technology, /prog/ about programming, therefore /g/ is offtopic on /prog/, and any faggot who tells some other faggot to back to /g/ is a doublefaggot
   8. No, /prog/ is not better than /b/, never was, never will be, and the reason is because /prog/ is a 4chan board, so get over it
   9. Ontopic threads are better than offtopic threads
   10. sage your threads only when you think it's necessary, not because some faggot tells you "it's considered polite here" - that's bullshit, and clearly only a faggot would sage a fine thread

So there you have a perfectly working prototype of the ten holy commandments for /prog/