/prog/ - If programming languages were

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 9:23

neural disorders.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 9:31

C would be AlzheimSegmentation fault
C++ would be Parkinson's.
Java would be Stockholm Syndrome.
Ruby would be retardation.
Perl would be Brainfuck.
Lisp would be Satori.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 9:33

Python would be THE FORCED INDENTATION OF BRAIN. THREAD OVER
Lisp would be Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain Lain

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 9:53

Lisp & scheme would be cerebral palsy + soon-to-be-fatal spongiform encephalopathy. + Temporal lobe epilepsy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 21:19

>>4
This.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 22:37

>>5
That.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 22:42

All programming languages are autism. That is the response that this thread has always and will always boil down to.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 22:42

>>7
No, only Lisps are autism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 6:33

pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 7:01

>>2
brainfuck would be?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 7:04

>>2
brainfuck would be?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 8:15

>>2
brainfuck would be?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 8:17

>>12
брэинфак и будет

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 12:14

xarn

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 12:42

>>14
Кзарн.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 13:01

>>15 There's no "k" there, poor nyasha.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 13:02

Haskell would be Judaism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 13:54

Brainfuck would be OCD

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 14:23

C would be Asperger's.
Assembly would be prosopagnosia.
Java and .NET would be cerebral palsy.
C++ would be epilepsy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 14:43

Haskell would be like the thing from [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenomenon_(film)]this movie[/url].

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 15:03

>>20
Looks like I'm confusing BBCode dialects. Well, at least it wasn't [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenomenon_(film)](this movie)

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