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Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-21 0:13
#include <stdlib.h>
// d is a demon function pointer type
typedef void (*d)();
int main(){
void *evil = malloc(666); // Cast from pure evilty
d bsd; // the BSD kernel is a demon
bsd = (d)evil; // yes, the most evil of them all
bsd(); // Call upon it to rule the computer
free(bsd); // Not included in other BSD variants
}
2
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-21 0:16
isn't free(bsd); open(bsd); more evil?
3
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-21 0:19
4
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-21 2:22
GNU/BSD?
BSD/BSD?
BSD/LSD ?
5
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-21 6:53
>>3
I laughed for no particular reason.
6
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-21 6:56
>>5
Most people find the GNU coreutils humoring.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-21 8:50
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8
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-21 11:22
i like the way
you aligned your
double dashes
9
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-21 12:13
=
10
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-21 14:22
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-21 14:22
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