/prog/ - Programming jokes

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 21:46

Let me start:

Deallocator called, he wants his memory back!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 21:53

my other car, it's a cdr!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 22:07

Malloc, god of random access memory, DEMANDS A SACRIFICE!!
If not heeded, one may face the coming of a null pointer exception.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 22:23

Java, C and LISP walk in to a bar, all aiming to get shitfaced.
The bartender asks, 'What'll it be?'
C replies before the other two even comprehend the question
'I'll have a couple of shots of Tequila, bottom shelf'
Java then mutters
'I don't like to think about these things, I'll take whatever you think will get me fucked up'
The bartender hands JAVA a shitty Jager bomb.
LISP looks confused, pauses for a bit and then says
'Making this decision is exhausting! Just give me what C ordered.'

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 22:24

>>2
My other car is a Dodge Cdrdvdn.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 22:26

>>4
I chortled.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 23:17

Python and Perl walk into a bar, both aiming to get shitfaced.
The bartender asks, 'What'll it be?'
Python cautiously replies, 'One moment as I think about this.'
After a few moments, Python asks for a Strawberry Daiquiri
The bartender then asks, 'And you?'
Perl suddenly starts eating its own shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 23:23

>>7
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 23:33

Ruby walks into a bar, aiming to get shitfaced.
The bar is alreay closed.
Ruby remembers Ruby is a Mormon.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 23:37

I like my states like I like my men, trap.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 23:47

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 11:29

"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to ~~become wealthy~~ get HIV?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 12:12

>>11
VERY NICE!
VERY LOLD!
FUKKEN SAVED!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 12:36

yo dawg so i herd u liek dix so i put mah dick in yo anus so you can cum while u cum xD

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:33

>>14
Dammit its so you can cum while i cum

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:54

/b/^{q^{u^{a^{l^{i^{t^y}}}}}}

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:57

My other maid is a mdia.

Programming jokes

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 21:46

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 21:53

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 22:07

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 22:23

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6 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 22:26

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 23:17

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 23:23

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 23:33

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11 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-20 23:47

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 11:29

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 12:12

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17 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 14:57