Perl6's future

Hai gais

What do you think will happen to perl6 ???

1) Will have the same fate as Haskell...
2) Python3's snake will eat the Perl6 butterfly
3) Only ParrotVM will be succesfull
4) Perl6 will become the new Java
5) faggot

I don't give a shit about Perl. I can use Python, Ruby, Common Lisp, Scheme, Haskell, even JavaScript, if I want to script. People building real applications (not scripts -- what does ``script'' mean? It's one of those we all understand but can't directly define...) will use a decent high level language, not that steaming pile of shit. Apart from the grammar needing an AI to be parsed, generally being a big stack of special cases that a well-defined core could make trivial, it breeds write-only programming.

I hope that Perl and PHP will be replaced in web development and sysadmin scripting in the next ten years. It seems the failings of Perl 6 will help it along out the door and it will become irrelevant. It has metaprogramming capabilities but so do most languages. I don't even know why they are bothering.