aint nothin but a /g/ thang

why do you fags use Linux?

you know no one in the real world actually uses it? not even for servers, Windows Server is blowing it away.

also

[list]
[*]no games
[*]no drivers
[*]no compatible software
[/list]

why would anyone use Linux?

"Linux"?  Is this a new programming language?

>>1
fuck off, autist

>>1
>[*]no games
[*]no drivers
[*]no compatible software


Huh? I have all of it.

>>4
Oh fuck. Let me redeem myself
[*]no games
[*]no drivers
[*]no compatible software

Jesus, I never realized how shitty /g/ trolls are.

>>6
It probably didn't work in /g/ so he knew that the autists of /prog/ would get a hissy fit over any kopipe.

>>7
kopipe.
This is not kopipe.

This is:
So I was just taking a shit, right, when I realize I'm massively constipated from the three Taco Bell burritos I had last night. There was no way that massive log was going to ease its way out of my o-ring without shredding it to bits. It felt like the shit was coming out sideways. I was petrified, scared to move as the shit eased its way half out of my stressed sphincter. Then, the unimaginable happened: it got stuck.

I slowly moved off the toilet to the cabinent to get a tube of KY-Jelly out of it; a rather strange sight with a giant brown pickle hanging out of my ass. I quicly applied some lube to my fingers and circled the hard turd with a blob of it, hoping that the lubrication may loosen the strain. Slowly, the turd began to give way, and I used my already lubed hand to slightly tug the shit out of my ass. My fingers slowly dug into the concrete-like turd, and with a loud pop and a sharp pain, the 'thing' was finally defecated. I plopped it into the toilet and unfortunately realized there was more on the way. I stuck my lubed finger up my anus to probe, and I felt yet another hard peice of shit. Not thinking about the pain, I stuck another two fingers up my sphincter and grabbed hold of the feces. I pulled it out much like the last one. Yet another turd formed in line in my anus, and I inserted my entire fist into my anus and pulled out the stringy piece of half-digested Taco Bell "food." The gray cheese looked perversely delicious among the rest of the brown mud. I slowly plucked a piece of the cheese off the turd and guided it into my mouth; the taste was amazing. I licked the shit off all my digits rapidly, and began plunging my hand into my anus for more.

>>8
I lold

>>8
That was beautiful, sir!
Tears, were shed.

I never saw a Linux user ever install a single driver.  This must mean that Linux does not have drivers and does not support any but the very basic hardware.

>>11
I never saw a Linux user
Why not just leave it at that, if you're going to argue from ignorance.

>>8
You're a sick fuck to even  store  such storied on your HDD drive.

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>>14
Oh no you haven't.

>>14
you have no idea how much this enraged me
10/10

>>14
Is that Napoleon Dynamite?

Linux doesn't need separate drivers. All the drivers are already included in the Linux kernel, the core of the system, and that comes with every single Linux installation. This means:

    ∙  A A very fast and standalone installation process. Once you're done, you have everything you need to start working (including the software you'll be using, see "When the system has installed..." item on this website).

    ∙  Out-of-the-box ready peripherals.

    ∙  Less harm for the planet because all these CDs don't need to come with hardware any more (well, at least once Windows don't need them either...).

A picture of a penis ejaculating on The Sussman's face.

>>20
Why did you reply to OP in earnest. What in the name of everything sane in this world is wrong with you?

>>20
Linux doesn't need separate drivers. All the drivers are already included in the Linux kernel, the core of the system, and that comes with every single Linux installation.
Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services ?

That sounds preposterous to me.

If it were true (and I doubt it), then companies would be selling computers without a windows. This clearly is not happening, so there must be some error in your calculations. I hope you realise that windows is more than just Office ? Its a whole system that runs the computer from start to finish, and that is a very difficult thing to acheive. A lot of people dont realise this.

Microsoft just spent $9 billion and many years to create Vista, so it does not sound reasonable that some new alternative could just snap into existence overnight like that. It would take billions of dollars and a massive effort to achieve. IBM tried, and spent a huge amount of money developing OS/2 but could never keep up with Windows. Apple tried to create their own system for years, but finally gave up recently and moved to Intel and Microsoft.

Its just not possible that a freeware like the Linux could be extended to the point where it runs the entire computer fron start to finish, without using some of the more critical parts of windows. Not possible.

I think you need to re-examine your assumptions.

>>23
Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ?
Apple .. moved .. to .. Microsoft
Its just not possible that a freeware like the Linux could be extended to the point where it runs the entire computer fron start to finish, without using some of the more critical parts of windows. Not possible.

Is /g/ down? I don't remember such shitty trolls earlier.

>>24
i fuck you're touhou

ITT /prog/ as it should be and all is well in the world.

>>23
I'd just like to interject for a moment.

>>23
without using some of the more critical parts of windows. Not possible

i nice'd.

>>23
0/10
Old CopyPasta is oooooold.
Try again brave troll (yes/no/cocks)?